In order not to break your head over New Year's congratulations, one is enough, but but the "talking" status in Vkontakte or classmates.
Funny statuses about the new year with humor
Happy New Year to all guys, I write to you from salad.No Tale stumbling in the world than the new year and thoughts about the diet ...
Verified Tip: Hostess, do not put in the New Year Salad of Southeasts! They painfully scratch the face ...
Oh, this is the pre-New Year's madness! Such a feeling that we were not cleaned all year all year, did not buy shopping, did not prepare, did not repair and did not dress ... And only in December they remembered everything!
New Year's time - time when your company accumulates not only mugs from tea, but also the peel from tangerine.
Current Council: In the new year, do not pass your happiness with the mouse!
Well, I just threw off the kilograms that scored after the past New Year holidays, and here - on you, again the new year!
Always on the eve of the New Year there is a desire to start a new life after the holiday. And waking up on January 1, we can hardly continue the old ...
Going out on the New Year's Eve to the street Remember, a friend - Yellow snow is impossible!
And I will not see the blue light for the new year. He has already become so blue that it is impossible to look
Santa Claus, you no longer need. Snow Maiden came.
She: - Who will you dress for the new year? He: - Shrek. - Bought a mask? - Not yet, and who will you? - Beauty !!! - I bought a mask?
The inevitable continuation of the festive table is a festive chair.
In Russia, on New Year's Eve on the number of requests and desires, the televisions are beginning to make a military!
If you want you to be all right. Put for the new year under the pillow of chocolate and in the morning you will have everything in chocolate.
Grandfather Frost, help! I do not start the car! I dreamed of getting it from childhood ...
Well, thank God, fucked up ... retracted Olivier ... Salutes at midnight launched ... I would still remember ... with whom and where ...
In the New Year, even the most inquired man becomes kind and fun
I love January 1 - you just woke up and had breakfast, and already dark.
When the door turns into a new happy life in the New Year, do not crowind. Stop on your knees and enjoy your happiness!
New Year takes the last hope to meet love this year, but gives new hope to meet it in the next!
Good grandfather Frost, Wool beard, we do not need gifts! Lift salary ...
I really hope that even in this new year a beautiful young Santa Claus will come to me. Or, at least, sober ...
Dear Grandfather Frost, give me a new year a list of boys who behaved badly. Do not forget to attach their photos.
Beautiful statuses about the new year
Let the desire made under the battle of New Year's chimes, will be fulfilled. And the New Year will bring a sea of new impressions, interesting dating, useful knowledge and grand planners. Wish each other happiness, sitting at the festive table! Let real wonders happen in the New Year's Eve in your life!
Do you want childhood? ... on the street Snow, a blizzard, and you are wrapped in a jacket and driven on the Santochki =)) ... with full packaging bags and candies on the knees ...
Everything stopped waiting for a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors behind the window and, having hopping his breath, wait when the clock starts the countdown to a new life.
There comes a year of sign opportunities, I wish, here, to defeat hunger at night, sweets Mirage! To a whole day - fresh makeup!
They say New Year's Eve - the night of the fulfillment of desires. I guess that all people became happy on the entire planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!
Going winter, playing by playing, cracks frost and summer far, and I congratulate you on the New Year, let the new year will give you warmth! Heat good luck, the joy of the first meeting, the warmth of love, family warmth ... And let him ride in the pre-New Year evening glasses New Year's glass!
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me ... As in childhood I woke up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under her ... I want to play snowballs and there is snow and do not think about what you get sick ...
I want to kiss you on December 31 at 23.59 and January 1 at 00.01 ... It will be the perfect end of the old and amazing beginning of the new year!
Building plans for the coming year we always hope for the best, dream, make a desire. I want to wish that all you wanted and mad for the new year turned! So that you and your loved ones were healthy and happy that luck would accompany the love surrounding and filled you and your home.
I want to wish that this new year - it was with whom to meet him.
Let in the new year we will have everything you can't buy: love, health, happiness and friends!
New year, drills behind the window. How beautiful is the future distance! The outgoing year I leave sweet sorrow on my palms. I know, I will definitely happen to me soon a miracle of miracles that are pleased with the unprecedented, and this is just the happiness of a bright bird will fit into the window angel from heaven!
I believe that in this new year you will make a desire - to be with me always, feel our love ... I promise you - it will come true!
Soon the new year - and I have only two wishes ... it is snow ... And you, next to me.
New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting, night, when miracles occur and come true the most cherished desires and dreams. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your desires!
Most likely the new year. To go outside exactly at midnight, look at the sky and catching the lips snow, realize that life continues ...
I want the New Year to be not as he, but was a truly new, new beginning in my life ...