Ed Meckitala pafupi mapulani a Kristen Stewart, Robert pattinson ndi "mbanda"

Anonim

- Mwa kuyankhulana kwaposachedwa, mwanena kuti Kristert Stewart sikuti munso kukoma kwanu.

Had Hor: Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake aliyense amapenga chifukwa cha izi! Ndikufuna kufotokoza zonse. Ndikhulupirira kuti ndi msungwana wabwino kwambiri, wokongola komanso waluso mkati, ndipo sindidzakhala malingaliro, nchiyani chomwe chidakondwera mwadzidzidzi chifukwa ndimakonda mtundu wina wa mtundu wina ?! Chotsani zonse, chonde!

- Titha kuyitanidwa kuti "miseche".

Had Hor: Sangavomereze.

- "Miseche" - Miseche! Tonsefe timakonda aliyense.

Heal Hector: Tsopano ngati ndikadakhala ndi fangs, ngati vampire. Izi ndi zapamwamba!

- Mwina muyenera kusewera gawo la vampire?

"Ine ndimati ndife ngati Robert pattinson." Ndikugwirizana. Ine ndi Rob pattinson tiyenera kusewera abale. Zingakhale zabwino.

- Mwina "m'bandakucha"?

Kodi ili ndi dzina la gawo lotsatira? Ndiyesera kukambirana. Tiyeni tichite izi. Ine sindine kabuku, ndipo ngati Edward Cullen m'bale, sindikudziwa, koma zingakhale zotheka kuyatsa m'chigawo chaching'ono chakumadzulo ku Saga. Sikuti azichita chilichonse ndi mwayi pantchito yake kuti amenye chidutswa cha keke kuchokera pa ntchitoyi pofuna chilichonse ndi chilichonse. Mayina onse a otchulidwa ndi ochita seweroli akumva, adayang'ana filimuyi kapena mabuku osakhudza! Sindikhulupirira aliyense amene alengeza kuti SS sizabwino. Ndikofunikira kukhala wopusa kukana ng'ombe yamphongo yagolideyo chifukwa cha unicorn.

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