Polemekeza tchuthi cha onse okonda, Gwyneth Paltrow adadzisowa yekha ndipo nthawi yomweyo ndidatsatsa malonda anga atsopano. Monga mukudziwa, wochita seweroli ali ndi goop yapaintaneti, mwapadera zinthu "kuti akhale ndi moyo wabwino". Kutsatsa chidole chatsopano, gwyneth adafalitsa chithunzi chake kuchokera ku Ispacati "Oscar", koma m'malo mwa tchati, adayika wokonda m'manja. Malemba adapangidwa mu 1999, pomwe paltrow adalandira Oscar kuti agwire ntchito kanema "m'chikondi Shakespeare".
"Ndimadziwanso momwe mungapangire memes. Kuti mumve zambiri, pitani ku Goop, "chimango cha seweroli.
"Ndi chifukwa chake timakukondani", "ho-ho," Oscar "awa, ngati mungagule werengani wabwino kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi.
Umu ndi momwe chatsopanocho chimafotokozerera ku Gwyneth patsamba la sitolo yake: "Sitinamvere zokhumba zathu - tinali kumvetsera kwa anu pomwe tidapanga fibrator yathu yoyamba." Palinso chipangizo chokwanira kwambiri, chokwera madola 95 - chokwera mtengo kwambiri kuposa makandulo odziwika bwino omwe amatchedwa "fungo lonunkhira ngati nyini yanga."
Mwezi watha, wogula m'modzi adakumana ndi zomwe adakumana nazo pakuchita kandulo: Malinga ndi iye, kandulo yophulika ndipo pafupifupi adatsamba kaye chipindacho. "Amachita zoukira ndipo anali wotentha kwambiri kuti uzitenge. Chipindacho chinali gehena weniweni. Mapeto ake, tinamutenga ndipo tinaponya pakhomo. Amatha kuwotcha nyumba yathu. Pamenepo, izi zidachita mantha, koma tsopano ndizoseketsa, chifukwa ndi kandulo yokhala ndi fungo la vagina greyrow Paltrow. Malinga ndi iye, kandulo yochokera ku sitolo gwyneth adamupeza ngati mphatso, koma sizikudziwika ngati zidagulidwa mwachindunji m'sitolo ya Goop.