Kubijyanye no kuvuka ubwa kabiri: "Imyaka itanu ishize yabaye isuku rusange." Igihe kirageze cyo kuvuka kwanje. "
Ibyerekeye imbaraga z'abagore: "Nakuze twubaha abagore bakomeye. Muri twe, abagore, hari abantu bakomeye ba Barbara (bivuze ko umunyamakuru uzwi cyane wo muri Amerika), nk'umukozi uzwi cyane wo muri Amerika), bisobanura umukozi uzwi cyane. ninde washyizwe kumurongo kugirango ayoboye (yerekeza kuri Hilary Clinton). Turakomeye! "
Kubyerekeye umwuka wawe Lolavie: "Nahawe inshingano zo gushyira izina ryanjye inshuro nyinshi, ariko nashakaga kugira uruhare muri ubwo buryo: guhera mu gitekerezo ubwacyo, no kurakaza no kwamamaza hamwe na Mario Socrenti (ibi bivuze umufotozi w'igitaliyani Mario Sorrenti). "
Ibyerekeye Botox: Ati: "Nshobora kubikora, kuko iyi mihindagurikire irigaga buri munsi. Ariko uzi icyo nzakubwira! Izi minkanyari ni ubuzima ubwabwo. Reba: Ndarya neza, nkora cyane, ariko ndashobora kwitondagura iyo nshaka. Ntabwo ndi inyanja inzara. Ntunkure kure ya kawa yanjye, amata cyangwa ikirahuri cya divayi, kuko bizambabaje. Inama zanjye: Hagarika gusa shit buri munsi! "
Ku bafana batishimiye inshingano zidasanzwe: "Nkunda kuva ku ruhare. Kurugero, nakundaga cyane uruhare rwanjye muri "Igiciro cy'urukundo" ... Ariko abafana ntibakoreshwa no kumbona mu mashusho bafata ku ngufu n'ubwicanyi ... abafana bashaka kumbona mu nshingano zisanzwe. "
Kubyerekeye urukundo kuri comedi y'Ubwongereza: "Mpariye Urwenya rw'Abongereza! Wagiye gusara kuri Benny Hill na Monti paiton akiri umwana. Kandi, Mana, nanitswe cyane kuri Ricky Gerveuis! "
Kubyerekeye bagenzi babo - inshuti: Ati: "Njye, nk'urugero, musazi ku kuba yakuruye Berrymore akorana n'umuyobozi. Kuri we, yabaye ubwoko bw'amavuko, yongeye gusubirwamo kandi nkunda cyane iyo abantu bagerageje ikintu gishya kandi babone impano nshya. Sinkunda iyo abantu basubije amaso inyuma bakibaza ibyo batakoze mubuzima bwabo. Kandi ubu ni bwo mfata ubuzima bwanjye uyu munsi. Courtney Cox, Demi Moore - Ndabakunda kandi nishimira gutsinda! Mfite inshuti magara muri bagenzi bawe, bose ibyifuzo byanjye bwite mubyiza kandi mubuzima bwite, no mu mwuga. "