I-UPS ... Inqwelomoya yakho ihleli ngokungxamisekileyo kwisiqithi sentlango. Wena kunye nabanye abakhweli ezili-11 basinda. Ewe, le yimeko! Uza kwenza ntoni? Kwaye ezinye iziphatha njani? Masifumanise oku, ngokusekelwe kwizicelo ze-zodiac zomthathi-nxaxheba ngamnye kwisigameko.
I-Aries: Ndiyinkokeli eyabhengezwayo!
Ngaphandle kotywina! Musa ukoyika, kuba i-aries ikule nto kuwe! Unika iqela labangenakuzi kwaye lilahlekile kwisiqithi esingafunekiyo sabantu. Lo mfo uza kuyithabatha imeko phantsi kolawulo kwaye uyakukhawulezisa ukuba avume wonke umntu. Nokuba i-aries ayinalwazi lokwakha islash, ukubambisa iintlanzi okanye ufumane umlilo, uya kukhokelela naliphi na izenzo. Umsebenzi wayo usenokuba uyacaphukisa. Kodwa qiniseka ukuba uphahla luya kubonakala kungekudala entlokweni yakho, kwaye kwitafile yekhaya - ukutya. Yamkela nje isibakala sokuba kuya kufuneka uthobele ii-arries ngaphandle kwemeko.Taurus: Ndiza kujongana ndedwa!
I-Taurus iya kuyithatha ukuze ikhangele ngayo nayiphi na indlela yokunxibelelana nomhlaba. Ifowuni, ukukhangela umsi, izibane zokukhala-ubuncinci, ukuba kuphela ukuba uqaphele kwaye uthumele uncedo! Izenzo zeTaurus ziya kuzahlulela, kwaye aziyi kunikela ingqalelo kuni nonke. Uya kwakha i-bonyore enkulu, i-cam iya kwakha i-raft, igama elithi "i-SOS" liza kubekwa elunxwemeni. Taurus-Umsebenzi obalaseleyo, kwaye emanzini alungeni! Ukuba uyayiqonda loo nto ukuba "ityala linuka i-kerosene", kwaye kwesi siqithi kuya kufuneka ifakwe ixesha elingapheliyo, emva koko lenze iimeko zokuphila ezikhululekileyo nezikhuselekileyo. Ngaphandle kwabo, akacingi ukuba ubukho bayo.
Gemini: Ndiza kuthengisa unxibelelwano kunye nabanemi!
Amawele anohlobo oluhle kakhulu lwabantu nakwisiqithi senkqantosi. Lo mntu uza kuzama ukufumana unxibelelwano. Nditsho ndinemfele! Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, banokufumana ulwazi ngendlela yokuzingela izilwanyana ezingaziwayo, okanye apho kukho intwasahlobo ngamanzi okusela. Ummeli wolu phawu lwe-zodiac akazukuphelelwa lithemba kwaye unovalo. Kwenzeka kuye ayisiyongxaki, kodwa i-adventure enomdla kunye nethuba lokufumana ngokwakho. Amawele kwaye kwiimeko ezinjalo aya kuzama ukunandipha ubomi. Ithuba liya kuphulukana nini ukuba liphazanyiswe nini emsebenzini, lixinene, iingxaki, ukuzibophelela kunye noxanduva? Ngokuqinisekileyo bafuna ukuthatha ithuba!Umhlaza: Ndiza kulunceda iqela!
Umhlaza uzakuzama ukuzigcina ezandleni zakhe. Nangona kunjalo, njengomntu ovakalelo olukhulu kakhulu, uya kuhlala ebuza: Ngaba baya kuze babone abo sibathandayo? Konke ukuba umhlaza ufuna ukubuyela ngokukhawuleza kwiindonga zomthonyama. Ewe, ngelixa esazi ukuba kuya kufuneka ubeke inyani yenyani kwaye kufuneka usinde ngandlela ithile kwiimeko ezinzima. Umhlaza uza kuthatha izinto ezibonakalayo kwaye uya kusebenza wonke umntu ukuze kungenelwe. Umzekelo, uya kuzama yena njengomchasi, umchasi onomdla, i-Astrololor, umlobi, umzingeli. Eyona nto iphambili kuye kukungenisa okungenani iqela!
Ingonyama: Ndinoxanduva lokukhuseleka nokuthuthuzela!
Ingonyama iya kuphazamisa ukuba akakwazi ukuyilawula imeko. Kwisiqithi uya kulandela injongo enye - ukuthatha indawo ekhokelayo. Kodwa nankuya kuya kufuneka ame kunye nama-ombieli onamafutha afanayo. Ingonyama iya kuthatha i-mission-ukuphendula kukhuseleko lomntu wonke. Ingonyama ayiyi kuba nawaphi na amathandabuzo malunga nento ekufuneka yenziwe kwingozi yenqwelomoya kunye nendlela yokuphuma kwesi siqithi. Izimvo "Tsar Islands" kufuneka imamele yonke into kwaye ivumelane neLizwi ngalinye. Ingonyama iya kuthatha inxaxheba ekumiselweni kobomi. Nakwi-Taurus, iimeko zokuphila kakuhle zibalulekile.
Virgo: Ndiza kuvela apha!
Iintsuku zokuqala esiqithini ziya kuba zezo zonke iziphithiphithi! Ukoyikeka, uloyiko, ukuziva ungaphelelwa lithemba - ukuphendula okuqhelekileyo ukuba ngamnye ixhoba liya kuvela. Kodwa umntu ufanele aqhubeke entywila ?! Le ndoda iya kuba yiVis. Uya kufunda yonke intetho engeyiyo yonke into elahlekileyo, ihlalutya indalo kwaye uzame ukufaka isicwangciso sosindiso. Virgo uthanda ukucoceka, indlu yakhe yisampulu yoku-odola. Le nkqubo yegqibelelo ebalaseleyo iya kuba yinto engathandekiyo ukuba iphile kwiimeko zasendle, yiyo loo nto iza kuba kuphela kwentliziyo ebalaseleyo kanyulu! Uza kuyithabatha ukudubula aze aqengqele, akhe igumbi lokuhlambela kunye nesepha ukuthi ukuba wonke umntu unezandla ezihlambulukileyo.Isikali: ndingumntu onoxolo!
Yiba nesiqithi sabantu abahlukeneyo abayi-12-ayisiyiyo ipikniki entsha! Ukungavisisani okungapheliyo, iingxabano kunye nokulwa. Kwaye kuhlala kukho umntu oza kuzama ukuthoba wonke umntu. Ziya kuba sisikali! Uthiyile iingxabano, kwaye ukuba zenzeka kwindawo azisikelelekileyo, emva koko umlilo wemfazwe uzama "ukuhlawula". Isikali-i-ambulensi yengqondo. Indoda yalo mqondiso iyakusasaza imeko ezisheluts, "ikhupha" "ingcambu" yengxaki kwaye iya kuzisa isigqibo. Kubugcisa boxolelaniso, isikali sisiseko sengcali! Ngapha koko, uyayazi indlela yokukhula kunye nokholo kwiqela.
Scorpio: Ndiyakhuthala! Phuka ecaleni!
I-Scorpio iqalile ukukhawuleza le meko kwaye ngokukhawuleza iqale ukuyisombulula. Bona i-Scorpion yentloko ye-scorping ye-birris? Eyona nto inokwenzeka, uzama ukwakha isikhephe okanye indawo yokuhlala okwethutyana. Ukuchonga kunye nokwenza ubuchule, i-Scorpio iya kusebenzisa zonke izinto zesiqithi esingatshatanga ukuba "sicofe" kubo okulula. Uthiyile ukungasebenzi, ngakumbi kwiimeko ezigqithisileyo. Hlalani, basonga, basonga iinyembezi, akukho mahala. Ngokuqinisekileyo uya kufumanisa indlela yokuphuma kwibali edidayo neloyikisayo.I-Sagittarius: Ndiza kwenza ukuba!
Ukuhlala esiqithini kude nempucuko yiyomntu enomdla ye-sagittarius! Ngelixa imiqondiso eseleyo ye-zodiac iya kuphambana kwaye ikrazule kwiinwele zentloko zivela ekuphelelweni lithemba, i-sagittarius iya kubamba isiqithi kunye nendawo yawo yamanzi. Ekuqaleni akafuni kuqonda ukuba imeko enjalo yayinokwenzeka konke konke. Ngapha koko, unethamsanqa! Kodwa ekubeni yenzekile, kufuneka wenzele into! I-Sagittarius ngumqondiso osebenzayo nosisiseko. Uya kuthi galela indawo ekhokelayo yengonyama kunye noovimba kwaye akhokele abantu emva kwabo.
ICapricorn: Ndiya / siya kufa!
Kwisiqithi esingafunekiyo, iCapricorn iya kuba ngoyena mntu udandathekileyo kunye nedrama. Entlokweni yakhe, ezona meko zophuhliso zimbi kakhulu ziyatsalwa. ICapricorn ayizi ukuba ingayifihla njani uloyiko, ukoyikeka kwayo kuya kuhlala emphefumlweni wabantu bonke. "Uqikelela" "Wonke umntu, ungonwabanga-iimvakalelo zabanye abantu zidlala kancinci. Iya kuvalwa, isuswe, ingakhathali kwaye ibanda. Ngokuzisa ngokwakho kwi-capricorn egqwesileyo, ukuba baninzi kakhulu esiqithini, kwaye bambalwa kakhulu oovimba bokutya, kwaye baya kwenza ivoti-kuye kwakuqala ukuba ngowokuqala ukuphuma kwi umdlalo.I-Aquarius: Ndiza kukukhathalela!
Akusayi kuphinda kubekho ukhathalelo kwesi siqithi kuneAquarius. Uya kuba ngowokuqala ukukhangela ukutya, amanzi kunye namagumbi amdaka, kuba iingcinga malunga nendlela yokunceda abantu bamsukela ubomi bakhe bonke. Izimvo ezininzi ze-aquarius zinokubonakala ngathi zibubudenge kwaye bambalwa abanokwenziwa, kodwa isibini esiluncedo siya kuba sinayo! Ndiyabulela kubo, akukho mntu uza kufa ecaleni kwe-Atoly! Uya kufumana indawo yokuphangwa kwemithi yeziqhamo, uya kuqonda indlela yokubamba ii-mollusks kwaye ubeke uhlobo lokuphila kweSilka.
Intlanzi: Ndiza kuhamba!
Ummeli wolu phawu uya kuba yiyo yonke ingxaki yengqondo. Uyandikhulula iqela eline-whysterics yakhe kunye ne-hysterics. Thatha imeko ebuhlungu yeentlanzi ayikwazi, iya kunikezela ngomzuzu wokuqala. Yonke into umntu anokuhlala phantsi komthi aze akhale. Solo kwi-Fass hayi! Ayiyi kuthatha inxaxheba, ithathe inxaxheba ekwakhiweni kwesikrelemnqa okanye isityalo somyezo. Intlanzi kunye nobomi obuqhelekileyo awazi ukuba uhlangabezane neengxaki, kwaye imeko enjalo iya kuyinyula ngokulinganayo yengqondo. Akayi kuyifihla imvakalelo yakhe yokudakumba kwaye uya kuzama 'ukuncancisa "ukuphumla. Ithemba elinye lemilinganiselo! Mhlawumbi lo mntu uya kuphuma ube yintliziyo yentlanzi.
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