Malunga nokuvela ngokutsha: UJennifer uthi: "Kule minyaka mihlanu idlulileyo sele icocekile ngokubanzi, kwaye ngoku lixesha lokuba ebe nokuzalwa kwam."
Malunga namandla abafazi: "Ndikhule ngokuhlonipha abafazi abanamandla. Phakathi kwethu, abafazi, bekukho ubuntu obomeleleyo, njengoBarbara Walters (kuthetha intatheli yaseMelika edumileyo), njenge-arhente ye-ELI MCRORRE, sele kukho umfazi Ngubani olwenziwe ngoPonga (ukubhekisa kwi-hilary Clinton). Somelele! "
Malunga nemimoya yakho lolavie: "Ndinikezelwe ukubeka igama lam kwimimoya amaxesha amaninzi, kodwa ndandifuna ukuthatha inxaxheba kule nkqubo: ndiqala lo mbono, kwaye ndiphelisa ngephulo lentengiso kunye nefoto yaseMario Sorntict Mario Sorrenti). "
Malunga neBotox: "Ndingayenza, kuba ezi finkles ziya kufikelela nzulu yonke imihla. Kodwa uyayazi into endiya kukuxelela yona! Ezi finkles zibubomi uqobo. Bona: Nditya ngokuchanekileyo, ndisebenza kakhulu, kodwa ndingazikhathaza xa ndifuna. Andingolwandle indlala. Awundihambi kwikofu yam, ishushike okanye iglasi ye wayini, kuba iya kundicaphukisa. Ingcebiso yam: Yima nje apho i-shit yonke imihla! "
Kumdekazi ongamqunisiyo weendima zayo ezingengawo amiswe gca: "Ndiyathanda ukushiya indima yam yesiqhelo. Umzekelo, ndiyithanda kakhulu indima yam "kwixabiso le-ring" kodwa abalandeli bengazange bandibone kwi-skenes ngodlwengulo kunye nokubulala ... abalandeli bafuna ukundibona kwindima yesiqhelo. "
Malunga nothando lweBritane Hory: "Ndiyathanda ukuhlekisa iBritine! Uhambe nge-Benny Hill kunye neMonti Paiton xa wayengumntwana. Kwaye, Thixo, ndinomdla kwi-ricky riby goveuuis! "
Malunga nabahlobo babo - abahlobo: Umzekelo, ndinomzekelo malunga nenyaniso yokuba u-uThwi owenziwa ngu-Berrymonomonomomonomonomolo kunye nomlawuli. Kuba, yaba luhlobo lokuzalwa, ukuphinda ubuye kwaye ndithanda kakhulu xa abantu bezama into entsha kwaye bafumana italente entsha. Andithandi xa abantu bejonga ngasemva kwaye bazisole ngento abangazange baqhubeke ebomini babo. Kwaye le yindlela endibunyanga ngayo ubomi bam namhlanje. I-Cotneney Cox, uDemi Moore-ndiyabathanda kwaye ndiyavuya ngempumelelo yabo! Ndinabahlobo abaninzi abasondeleyo phakathi koogxa bakho, bonke iminqweno yam yobuqu kwaye ebomini bakho, kwaye ndingumsebenzi. "