Kutshanje, uJ
I-Statuette I-Actor yazisa i-luita winini. Xa uSimons wesuka enkundleni, wasityanda, wamanga ishedyuli yakhe. Kwaye nangona iphantse yaqwalaselwa, umlingisi uthi ngexesha lokutsabela bakhwaza ngeentloko zabo. Ngokuka-Simmons, wakhumbula ngelo xesha ukuba ngokweMithetho ye-Hollywood nabantu osebenza nabo, kufuneka ukutshintshiselana ukwanga esidleleni, kwaye wacwangcisa ukwenza ngokuhlamba. Phantsi kolona phawu lubonileyo lwababukeli, ababukeli kumabonwakude kunye neekhamera, elo xesha libaluleke ngokukhethekileyo. Kwividiyo ukusuka kumzuzu wokuhanjiswa kwe-Oscar, u-Simmons uyakhankanywa kangangokuba umlingisi wayesazi ngexesha lentlanganiso kunye ne-nipital.
Izigidi zabantu zikujongile, umi kwinqanaba, bonke abadlali bakho abathandayo bakubona, ngoko ke ndinoloyiko. Kwaye andibhalanga ndikubulela kwangaphambili. Kodwa ndachaza isihloko entlokweni yam, ndandifuna ukuthetha ngabona babaluleke kakhulu ebomini bam - usapho. Ngelixa ndikhwela indawo, ndayenzela iingcinga. Kwaye apha i-litan ndindilulameze. Ndiphinde ndaphinda ndasamkela isandla kwimbasa, elinye indlali lasiqeqesha, bathi, sinobuhlobo naye. Kwaye ngequbuliso ndaqonda: oh hayi, yi-hollywood. Ngoko nangoko yamkele ukutshintsha i-sbses esidleleni. Kwaye ndaye ndayinqaba kangaka ndayibetha intloko. Ndiyabulela kuThixo, pustling,
-Ndixelele uSimons.