Makhe sijonge indlela onokuyenza ngayo ezi patheni kwaye uqonde ngokupheleleyo amandla akho. Bamba iingcebiso ezimbalwa ukoyisa ezo ndlela zimbi zokuziphatha ezikuthintela ekufezekiseni ulonwabo olupheleleyo.
I-Aries: Ufuna amandla kwaye udlale
Unokucothisa i-aries ukuba umcela ukuba anyamekele inja yakho, umntwana okanye uFicus. Ngokukhawuleza nje iimpawu zemfundo kunye nononophelo ziya kulinywa kuyo, i-egosm kunye nezamandla ukuxhomekeka kuya kuhla.
I-Taurus: ukutya kunye nee-hugs
Iintsomi ziyathanda ukutya kunye nokugona. Kwaye kungcono, ukuba zombini ezi nkqubo zikwimvelaphi yefilimu elungileyo. Hayi kude nesofa. Iinkunzi ziyathandabuza. Ijikelezwe kukungqubana, baziva bekhuselekile. Xa idiniwe nguye kwaye ididekile kwaye i-chaos, iya kutshabalala imfumba yenkunkuma kwaye iya kuyithatha ngenzondelelo ye-maniacal ukusasaza inkunkuma kunye neebhanki. Kwaye iya kuba yeyokuba ithole le-valeacea.Yimtyumze ibhokisi engenanto kwaye uyikhombe kwiqela lamaphephancwadi aqokelelweyo. Okokugqibela, fumana amandla, mxelele ukuba uluyolo olungaqhelekanga. Ngamanye amaxesha inyani isikhokelela ekubeni sizive.
Gemini: Ukuhleba, i-Intanethi notywala
Ngaphandle kwe-intanethi kunye notywala (yenzeka ukuba ngaphandle kwezinto ezinzulu), amawele kunzima ukudlulisela konke ukuqina kunye nobunzima bobomi bemihla ngemihla. Zama ukubaxelela ukuba uwele ngokuthe ngqo kwi-tequila - olu phawu luye lwamkhathaza. Uya kukhutyekiswa kwaye akwenzeni omnye uRyumshi. Kodwa aba bantu banentliziyo entle kwaye bakulungele ukuphendula nakuphi na isibongozo. Ngakumbi ukuba unxulumene noRulky ozayo.
Kwaye amawele eWizard atshayela ngaphandle kokuthula. Abayazi indlela yokumamela kumnxibelelanisi kwaye abafuni. Kodwa ungaze uyeke inqaku lokuhleba okunenkani. Ulwazi olunjalo lubaleke ezindlebeni zabo ngesantya esiphezulu.
Bacebise ukuba baziqhelise iwotshi. I-Gemini ayizukubalula, kodwa ngokuchanekileyo iya kubanceda. Nangona, ngaphezu kwakho, kuba ekhayeni lakho, ekugqibeleni uya kumnandi.
Cecks: Imnandi kwaye ngaphezulu
Ii-rock zikoyika ukuba lilolo, zixhomekeke kuthando kunye nobudlelwane. Kwaye eli liyeza elinamandla, kufuneka uphinde. Zincede kumhlaza wokuqhotyoshelwa angenazo, kwaye iphinde ihlaze izihlandlo zabo.Aba bantu bathanda ikuki, ipipi kunye ne-ice cream. Rhoqo, inkathalo enjalo ihlehlisiwe emacaleni nasepopu. Kubalulekile kubo ulwaneliseko lomlomo. Hmmm ... ubucinga ngenye into?
Ke, malunga nemnandi. Ukusuka kwi-churapud yepipini kunye ne-surages ethambileyo, iziqhamo ezomileyo kunye needessert ezivela kwisebe lokutya lokutya lingaphazamisa. Yazisa ukuba ujonge ezi mveliso.
Ingonyama
Umntu onxibe inaliti, ohleli ecaleni kwakho kwindawo yokutyela kunye nokukhwaza kumncedisi wakhe ophathwayo, ngokuqinisekileyo wezonyango lweZodiac "lviv". Aba balinganiswa basikelelekile ngobuchule, umtsalane kunye ne-wit, injongo yabo kukuzibeka ngeyona ndlela ilungileyo kunye "nePonte. Ngapha koko, umnqweno wokuqhayisa usemva kokungaqiniseki.
Ngaphambili iingonyama zifunde ukudumisa abanye, abakhawulezayo baya kuyivunywa kwaye baphoxe. Kwaye ewe! Bacebise ukuba babophe ngokutshaya. Ayihlekisi.
Virgo
Ezi psychos zithuthunjiswa ngabo bonke abangqonge i-odolo ekhethekileyo kunye nokugcinwa ngokungqongqo kwe-hygiene. Ziya kukwenzela umngxunya entloko kwaye ziya kufezekisa isepha kunye ne-deodorant kwi-onp engafakwanga. Izitya zabo zikwisikimu esithile semibala, kwaye iiplagi ezinamachaphaza zityhutywe ngokuhambelana. Yongeza kule nto iphambili kunye nokufumaneka kwesicwangciso semihla ngemihla. I-OMG, i-ppy engcwele!Ezi zinto zimbi zingeniswe 'emzimbeni ococekileyo "wentombi, ukuba akukho lula ukugqiba kunye nabo ... Yenza" iiklasi ezimdaka ". Umzekelo, ukusonga nge-algae, udongwe okanye amanqatha. Sinethemba lokuba ngelo xesha intombi ayicinywanga, kwaye ayiyi kuguquka.
Libra
Izikali zakhokelela kwigama elithi "shopaholic". Aba bantu banamakhadi etyala kuzo zonke iibhanki ezidumileyo. Intshukumo yabo ngokungathandabuzekiyo ayinasiphoso, kodwa inokubakhokelela kwinkathazo enkundleni kwimeko yokungabhangi. Iziphumo ezigulayo kwinkanuko yokuba "kwisitayile"!
Ziqonononge ukuba umntu we-fashoni athe wagqwetha nje kwiingubo, kodwa nakwimisebenzi yegcisa langoku kunye neefoto. Mnike ubhaliso kwimyuziyam.
I-Scorpio
Kwaye ezi maqabane zinobungcali "." I-cheeks ivuthuza nangaliphi na ixesha. Oku kuxhomekeka kubonisa uthando, ulonwabo kunye nokuthembana kubomi babo. Yonke into ijikeleza i-scorpion ye-Ego, kunye nehlabathi, ngokoluvo lwabo, lilinde nje oko kumzuzwana ukuba sitshicele. Kwaye ndiyakonwabela! Ukwala oku kuyenzakalisa i-scorpion kwi-Apple "ye-Apple" efanayo. Fihla kwingqumbo kunye ne-scorpion akwenzanga lula.Iindlela ezisebenzayo zonyango lwenkcitho yomsindo kwi-Scorpion zinokujongwa kwifilimu "yolawulo lwefilitha" ngokuthatha inxaxheba kukaJack Nicholson kunye no-Adam Sander.
I-Sagittarius
Abatoli banomkhwa ombi wokuthetha inyani. Ababuzwa, kwaye balapha kuye. "UThixo, kwezi ntlungu iesile lakho akufuneki lijikeleze!", Okanye "intombi yakho ijongeka ngathi yihashe. Sepreta, uyithathe phi ?! " Kule meko inyaniso, izizathu zibonakala ziphephe iintlanganiso nabameli bolu phawu. Babengagqibelele!
Iincwadi kwi-Etiquette ziya kunceda abo badubula kufutshane nabantu.
ICapricorn
Olu phawu ngumzekelo wendibano yePathological. I-Capricorns yoyika intlupheko kwaye uzame ukuyiphepha yonke. Babilisa njengabaphangi, bawugcwalisa nawuphi na umsebenzi, kodwa kuphela inqanaba. Ngokugcina isikhundla esinamandla, baziva bekwi-caste ye "wabantu abamhlophe".Ukugcina idayari yombulelo inokwenza lo mkhwa ungendawo umkhwa. Okukhona eqonda ukuba usebenzise iimpahla ezingenakuthelekiswa nanto, okungcono kuya kuba njalo. Kwaye kuya kuba yinto engathandekiyo, kulula. Kwaye apho kwaye abantu baya kufikelela ... kwicala leCapricorn.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius inomdla wokuzilangazelela obaneleyo (PAH! Ubomi!). Ngenxa yakhe bayakhala kude nokuqaqamba. Ewe, hayi i-idiots, akunjalo ?! Isizathu silele koloyiko lokuba ubudlelwane buza kuzibeka emngciphekweni inkululeko yabo. I-vice yokwenene. Ukwabelana ngesondo kupholile!
Kodwa! I-Aquarius Uthando lokuzama. Ukujonga ngesondo njengomzimba ofanelekileyo, kusenokwaphula kwi-Puchin yeThinteli.
Intlanzi
Njengophawu lwamanzi, kuyinto yendalo ukuba intlanzi ifumana intuthuzelo kulwelo. Ewe, ngotywala. Lo mkhwa ubunzi ubume bendalo. Emva kweeglasi ezimbini okanye ezintathu zewayini, umhlaba weentlanzi yiparadesi.
Ngokwemvelo, inkqubo yesantya-sisantya isantya inokuzisa izibonelelo zentlanzi. Kodwa kumanqanaba okuqala, banokucebisa ukucamngca kunye ne-yoga, njengoko bevumela iintlanzi zifezekise i-nirvana. Eneneni, yena kuphela abafuna ebomini.
Umbhali: I-Telenitskaya julia