Umbhali wakhe wase-phecaag uChristina Osonsenberg, onalo ngeli xesha basayine ikopi yencwadi yakhe "Ubomi be-Cork", babhala kwibhlog yakhe malunga ne-poltraw yommelwane ("kwaye o no p, njengoko uyazi, yima ngoonobumba olandelayo) bendinolonwabo oluhle kakhulu lokuhlala ecaleni kwe-gwyneth paltow. Esi sidalwa sasezulwini safika kunye nomntu, bantwana kunye nesibini esitshatileyo. Abalandeli bakhe bandivalele umbono wehlabathi liphela, ndikrazule kumhlaba wam omncinci, ndimphosela intaba yenkunkuma okanye ngaphandle kokuphela kwe-esile lakhe. "
Ngokubhekele phaya, umbhali wachaza ukuba wagqiba kwelokuba aziphindeze kwinkwenkwezi, ethi iminyaka engama-20 ayityanga: "Ndayibona itafile ngokutya, kwaye ngequbuliso ndabona ukuba ndenze ntoni. Ndithathe ipleyiti i-hamburger ezincinci, i-sandwich yesandwich ene-steak, njl. Wayinikela yonke etafileni yakhe.
"Abahlali baseGyneth abazange bandivumele ukuba ndibuyele etafileni, ngaphandle kokuqinisekiswa kwam ukuba ndingumbhali olula wencwadi, ndikhomba kwigama lam. "Akunjalo!" -Ndiye ndolile enye kuzo ngokundivisa indinyana. Ke ndanyanzelwa ukuba ndikhale phantsi kwetafile yam. Ndihleli neemveliso zam zenyama, ivumba elifike ngokugqibeleleyo kummelwane wam, izityalo ezingqongqo. Uqhubeka engakhangeli ivumba leprotein, elalimbiza ngokuba yi-siren. "
Umbhali we "Wible kwiCanice Bushnell wayengakwazi ukuhlala ecaleni, wavakalisa uvelwano lomntu wakhe o-Oxsenberg:" Esona silumko sibalulekileyo sihleli ecaleni kweGwyneth. I-HSysteria, "wafumana iBlog Ossenberg, eyayiphendule:" I-vondandacebushnell ndiyakukhumbula, intombi yam. Kufuneka senze lo nyaka uzayo, ndingalitshintsha igama lam eBuskenberg ukuze sihlale kufutshane. "
I-New York Times ityhola iPaltrow kangangokuba wayethatha amakhoboka encwadi yakhe encwadini, kodwa oyibhalileyo le ndlela yokupheka kwi @nyting, kodwa kule veki izibakala Jonga, "waphendula ke. "Kwakungekho makhoboka afundisayo, ndabhala onke amazwi."