I-UPS ... Indiza yakho ihlelelwe ngokuphuthumayo esiqhingini sasogwadule. Wena nabanye abagibeli abangu-11 basinda. Yebo, lesi yisimo! Uzokwenzenjani? Futhi abanye bayoziphatha kanjani? Ake sikuthole lokhu, ngokususelwa kwizesekeli ze-zodiac zomuntu ngamunye obambe iqhaza kulesi sigameko.
I-Aries: Ngingumholi ozimemezele!
Ngaphandle kokwesaba! Ungesabi, ngoba ama-Aries asondele kuwe! Uhola iqembu elingenakuzisiza futhi alahlekelwe esiqhingini sabantu abangavinjelwe. Lo mfo uzothatha leso simo ngaphansi kokulawulwa kwawo futhi uzosheshisa ukuze alethe wonke umuntu. Noma ngabe ama-Aries akanandaba nokuthi angawakha kanjani i-slash, bamba izinhlanzi noma umlilo, uzohola noma yiziphi izenzo. Umsebenzi wayo kungenzeka ucasule kancane. Kepha qiniseka ukuthi uphahla luzovela kungekudala ekhanda lakho, bese etafuleni elenziwe ekhaya - ukudla. Vele wamukele iqiniso lokuthi kuzodingeka ulalele ama-Aries ngaphandle kwemibandela.I-Taurus: Ngizophatha yedwa!
UTaurus uzokuthatha ukuthi abheke noma yiziphi izindlela zokuxhumana nomhlaba. Ucingo, Checker Smoke, Izibani Zendandatho - Okungenani okuthile, uma kuphela uma ubona futhi uthumele usizo! Izenzo zeTaurus zizohlukaniswa, futhi ngeke zinake nonke. Yena uqobo uzokwakha umlilo omkhulu, iCam izokwakha i-raft, igama elithi "sos" lizobekwa ogwini. I-Taurus - isisebenzi esiqinile esivelele, futhi emanzini akukho okulingana! Uma eqonda ukuthi "icala linuka ngophalafini", futhi kulesi siqhingi kuzofanela lube nesikhathi esingapheli, bese sidala izimo zokuphila ezintofontofo ezintofontofo kunazo zonke neziphephile. Ngaphandle kwabo, akacabangi ukuthi ukhona.
Gemini: Ngizothengisa ukuxhumana nabantu abomdabu!
Amawele uhlobo lwabantu abangenakusasa lwabantu nasesiqhingini sasogwadule. Lo muntu uzozama ukuthola ukuxhumana. Ngisho nangomdabu! Ngemuva kwakho konke, bangathola imininingwane yokuthi bangazingela kanjani izilwane ezingaziwa, noma lapho kukhona khona entwasahlobo ngamanzi okuphuza. Ummeleli walolu phawu we-zodiac ngeke aphelelwe yithemba futhi anovalo. Kwenzekile kuye akuyona inkinga, kepha i-adventure ethokozisayo nethuba lokuzibona ngokwakho. Amawele nakwezimo ezinjalo kuzozama ukujabulela impilo. Ngabe leli thuba lizophuma nini ukuphazanyiswa emsebenzini, ukugcwala, izinkinga, ukuzibophezela kanye nomthwalo wemfanelo? Ngokuqinisekile badinga ukusizakala!Umdlavuza: Ngizozuzisa iqembu!
Umdlavuza uzozama ukuzigcina ezandleni zakhe. Kodwa-ke, njengomuntu okhathazeke kakhulu, uyohlala azibuza njalo: Bayoke babone abathandekayo bakhe? Konke lokho okufunwa ngumdlavuza ukusheshisa ngokushesha ekhaya ezindongeni zomdabu. Nokho, ngenkathi ebona ukuthi kufanele ubekezelele iqiniso elinokhahlo futhi udinga ngandlela thile usinde ezimweni ezinzima. Umdlavuza uzothatha izinto ezilusizo futhi uzosebenzela wonke umuntu ukuze kusizakale. Ukwenza isibonelo, uzozama yena njengompheki, umlandi othakazelayo, obhulwa ngezinkanyezi, umdobi, umzingeli. Into esemqoka kuye ukuletha okungenani ezinye izinzuzo eqenjini!
Ibhubesi: Nginesibopho sokuphepha nenduduzo!
Ibhubesi lizohlanya uma lingakwazi ukulawula lesi simo. Esiqhingini uzophishekela inhloso eyodwa - ukuthatha isikhundla esiholayo. Kepha nakhu kuzofanela asukume nge-olily efanayo efanayo. Ibhubesi lizothatha umsebenzi - ukuphendula ngokuphepha kwawo wonke umuntu. Ibhubesi ngeke libe nokungabaza ngalokho okufanele kwenziwe endabeni yengozi yendiza nokuthi ungaphuma kanjani esiqhingini. Imibono "Iziqhingi zeTsar" kufanele zilalele konke futhi zivumelana negama ngalinye. Ibhubesi lizobamba iqhaza ekusungulweni kwempilo. Kanye neTaurus, izimo zokuphila ezintofontofo zibalulekile.
I-Virgo: Ngizovela lapha!
Izinsuku zokuqala kulesi siqhingi zizoba nazo zonke iziphithiphithi! Ukwesaba, ukwesaba, umuzwa wokuphelelwa yithemba - ukusabela okujwayelekile ukuthi wonke isisulu sizovela. Kepha umuntu kufanele aqhubeke nokuzola ?! Le ndoda izoba ngoVirgo. Uzofunda yonke inkulumo ethi akukho konke okulahlekile, okuhlaziya ukudalwa bese kuzama ukudweba uhlelo lwensindiso. UVirgo uthanda ubumsulwa, indlu yakhe isampula ye-oda elihleliwe. Lolu hlelo oluvelele olwenziwe luzolunga luhlale ezimweni zasendle, yingakho zizoba yinkosi engcono kakhulu yobumsulwa! Uzoyithatha ukuthi ahudule futhi aqhamuke, akha igumbi lokugezela kanye nensipho yokuvimbela ukuze wonke umuntu abe nezandla ezihlanzekile.Isikali: Ngingumenzi wokuthula!
Tshela esiqhingini sabantu abangu-12 ahlukene - lokhu akuyona i-picnic ejabulisayo nhlobo! Ukungaboni ngaso linye, ukuxabana kanye nokulwa. Futhi kuhlale kunomuntu ozozama ukwehlisa wonke umuntu. Bazoba izikali! Uyakuzonda izingxabano, futhi uma kwenzeka emvelweni yakhe, khona-ke umlilo wempi uzama "ukubuyisa". Isikali - i-ambulensi yengqondo. Indoda yalesi sibonakaliso izosabalalisa isimo emashalofini, "kukhipha" izimpande "zenkinga futhi kuzonikeza isinqumo sayo. Ebuchoshwe ubuciko bokubuyisana, izikali zinguchwepheshe! Ngaphezu kwalokho, uyakwazi ukukhulisa ithemba nokholo eqenjini.
Scorpio: Ngikhuthele! Phuma!
I-Scorpio iyazi ngokushesha isimo lesi simo futhi ngokushesha iqala ukuyixazulula. Bona uScorpion uhola imfucumfucu yendiza? Ngokunokwenzeka, uzama ukwakha isikebhe noma indawo yokuhlala isikhashana. Ukunquma futhi okusebenzayo, i-Scorpio kuzosebenzisa wonke amathuba esiqhingi esingavinjelwe ukuba "anciphise" kuwo okungenani kube lula. Uyakuzonda ukungasebenzi, ikakhulukazi ezimweni ezimbi kakhulu. Hlala, ugoqiwe futhi uncike izinyembezi, akayona mayelana ne-scorpion. Nakanjani uzothola indlela ephuma ngisho naseNdaba edidayo nesabekayo.ISagittarius: Ngizokwenza!
Ukuze ubambeke esiqhingini kude nempucuko kuyinto ethokozisayo yeSagittarius! Ngenkathi izimpawu ezisele ze-zodiac zizohlanya futhi ziklebhule izinwele zekhanda zisuka ekuphelelweni yithemba, iSagittarius izothatha lesi siqhingi nendawo yayo yamanzi. Ekuqaleni ngeke afune ukubona ukuthi isimo esinjalo kungenzeka kuye. Yize kunjalo, unenhlanhla! Kepha njengoba kwenzeka, kufanele uthathe isinyathelo! ISagittarius isibonakaliso esisebenzayo nesinengqondo. Uyothela isikhundla esiphambili sebhubesi nama-aries futhi ahole abantu ngemuva kwabo.
ICapricorn: Mina / sizokufa!
Esiqhingini esinganqamuki, uCapricorn uzoba acindezeleke kakhulu futhi amangalisa kakhulu. Ekhanda lakhe, izimo zokuthuthukisa umcimbi omubi kakhulu zidonswa. UCapricorn azazi ukuthi angakufihla ukwesaba, ukwethuka kwakhe kuzohlala emphefumulweni wawo wonke umuntu. "Ukulinganisa" "wonke umuntu, usizi - imizwa yabanye abantu ithakazelisa kancane. Izovalwa, isuswe, ingenandaba futhi ibande. Ngokuzilethela okwedlulele, uCapricorn uvumelana noFani, ukuthi kunabantu abaningi kakhulu kulesi siqhingi, futhi kukhona okugciniwe kakhulu ukudla, futhi bazonikeza ivoti - okuzofanela kube ngowokuqala ukuphuma ku Umdlalo.I-Aquarius: Ngizokunakekela!
Ngeke kube khona ukunakekela esiqhingini kune-aquarius. Uzoba ngowokuqala ukuya kofuna ukudla, amanzi kanye nama-huts, ngoba imicabango yokuthi ungasiza kanjani isintu ukuba siphishekele impilo yakhe yonke. Imibono eminingi ye-Aquarius ingahle ibonakale ihlanya futhi imbalwa ebonakalayo, kepha i-Coubles of Usizo nakanjani iyoba nayo! Ngibonga kubo, akekho ozokufa eduze kokuzamazama okusha! Uzothola amasimini ezihlahla zezithelo, azoqonda ukuthi angawabamba kanjani ama-mollusks afake isimo esiphilayo se-silka.
Inhlanzi: Ngizohlanya!
Ummeleli walesi sibonakaliso uzoba kuyo yonke inkinga yengqondo. Uqhakambisa iqembu ngokukhala kwakhe kanye ne-hysterics yakhe. Thatha isimo esibuhlungu sezinhlanzi asikwazi, kuzonikela ngomzuzu wokuqala. Konke lo muntu akwaziyo ukuhlala ngaphansi kwesihlahla nokukhala. Solo kusuka kwezinhlanzi cha! Ngeke babambe iqhaza, babambe iqhaza ekwakhiweni kwendlu noma batshale ingadi. Izinhlanzi nakulokho evamile impilo ayazi ukuthi zibhekana kanjani nezinkinga, futhi isimo esibi kakhulu sizokukhetha ngokulingana kwengqondo. Ngeke afihle imizwa yakhe ecindezelekile futhi azozama "ukuncela" okunye. Ithemba elilodwa lezinsimbi! Mhlawumbe lo muntu uzoba ngumqondo wenhlanzi.
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