- Engxoxweni yakamuva, waveza ukuthi uKristen Stewart akanambitha.
I-ED HORH: Angazi ukuthi kungani wonke umuntu ehlanya ngenxa yalokhu! Ngingathanda ukucacisa konke. Ngikholwa ukuthi uyintombazane enhle kakhulu, enhle yangaphandle nangokwethalente ngaphakathi, futhi ngeke ngibe nomqondo, kwenzekani nakanjani futhi kungani wakwenzakala ngoba ngithanda olunye uhlobo lwabesifazane ?! Sicoce sonke, ngicela!
- Kungamenyelwa "inhlebo".
I-ED HORH: Ngeke avume.
- "Inhlebo" - Super nje! Sonke sithanda wonke umuntu.
U-Ed Hector: Manje ukube benginawo ama-fangs, njenge-vampire. Lokhu kungcono kakhulu!
- Mhlawumbe kufanele udlale indima ye-vampire?
"Sonke ngithi siyinto efana noRobert Pattinson." Ngiyavuma ngomgomo. Mina noRob Pattinson kufanele badlale abafowethu. Kungaba kuhle.
- Mhlawumbe ku- "Dawn"?
Ingabe leli igama lengxenye elandelayo? Ngizozama ukuxoxisana. Masikwenze lokho. Angisiye incwadi, futhi uma u-Edward Cullen mfowethu, angazi, kepha kungenzeka ngempela ukukhanyisa ngesiqephu esincane ku-saga ye-twilight. Akuwona wonke umlingisi onenhlanhla emsebenzini wakhe wokuhlwitha ikhekhe kusuka kuphrojekthi ngokufunwa yikho konke nakho konke. Onke amagama abalingiswa nabadlali abazwayo, babuka la ma-Filmms noma azange athinte izincwadi! Angikholwa ukuthi noma ngubani omemezela ukuthi ama-SS akuyona isimo sakhe. Kuyadingeka ukuba ube yisiwula ukwenqaba inkunzi yegolide ngenxa ye-unicorn yomoya.