Isakhamuzi saseGord Britain uJody Thompson sitshele umlando ongalindelekile mayelana nokuhlangenwe nakho kokusebenzisa ikhandlela kusuka esitolo GWyneth Paltrow, okubizwa ngokuthi "iphunga njengethoni yami."
Amakhandlela anegama elimangazayo gwyneth elikhishwe ngonyaka owedlule phambi kwamaholide obusika, futhi ngokushesha baba yinto ethengisiwe. Njengoba kwenzeka, ngaphandle kwegama, akukho lutho olusolisayo kula makhandlela, futhi banuka kakhulu: amakha abo ahlanganisa "i-geranium, i-citrus bergamot, i-cedar rose absers, i-damask rose kanye nembewu ye-amber."
Kodwa-ke, muva nje, elinye lalezi zindlebe licishe lishise indlu yowesifazane. Ngokusho kukaJody, wawina ikhandlela "linuka njenge-vagina yami" ku-inthanethi Quiz. Lapho eshisa umlilo, ikhandlela laqala ilangabi elinamamitha ayisigamu, izinhlansi ezihlakazeke yonke indawo.
"Angikaze ngikubone lokhu. Uyavutha futhi washisa kakhulu ukuba athathe izandla zakhe. Ekamelweni kwakukhona isihogo sangempela. Ekugcineni, samthatha sasilahla emnyango. Wayengashisa ikhaya lethu. Ngaleso sikhathi kwakusesabise, kepha manje kuyahlekisa ukuthi ikhandlela elinephunga lika-vagina gwyneth pultrow cishe lashisa igumbi lethu lokuhlala, "kwabelwane ngalo uThompson.
Kuthokozela kuphela ukuthi uJody athole ikhandlela mahhala - esitolo GWYNETHT IT Ibiza amadola angama-75. Umlingisi uqobo akazange asabele emlandweni wowesifazane.