"C ZONE Beckman, umthwebuli wezithombe wezobuchwepheshe, i-American David Schwimmer Isibonakaliso isikhathi eside, ngoba waqala ukuhlala emazweni amabili. Ekuqaleni, babengabangani nje nabangane bakhe. Ngo-American bavele noZoe Beckman ndawonye ku I-London Premiere futhi bonke baqala ukukhuluma, yini abangane abashintshele ezingeni elisha. Ngemuva kweminyaka engu-4, manje wonke umuntu wayekhuluma ngokuzibandakanya kwalaba bantu ababili ngaphambili (abacabanga ukuthi laba basashade bashada, uDavide, ukhona UmJuda waseMelika (futhi lokhu akuyona into), uneminyaka engama-43 (futhi ubukeka umdala - yize ku-brad pitta yakho usekude kakhulu!), uyisithambiso esibi kakhulu (ngakho-ke bathi zonke izintombi zakho zangaphambili (ngakho-ke zisho zonke izintombi zakho zangaphambili ( Futhi sivame ukukholelwa izintokazi zangaphambili ezibucayi oziphonsa!), ukuphakama kwakho kungu-1.85 (umsele okhulayo womkhiqizo waseMelika! Kancane nje ukhiqiza wena!), ngokuthula, unakho okude kakhulu Ubuhlobo besikhathi sokuthula, - Wena uqobo, ekugcineni, futhi, futhi abantwana abahle! Uzobeletha indodana, unikeze umngane wakho uJennifer Aniston (uphendule kangade, yebo?), Myeke alethe eyakhe Kuyindoda, ngoba futhi i-butler izobaleka kuyo kuya ku-verthvostka elandelayo (ake sife ..)! Isabelo nje sabathandi bamaMelika abathandana nabesifazane bathele phansi izinyembezi! ... Futhi kungani ubuye ndawonye naye ke akazange ashade lapho umhlaba wonke uphupha ngakho ?!
Kuyaqondakala ukuthi lapho ngo-1994 uchungechunge oluthi "Abangani" lwakhululwa, lapho endabeni kaRoss (David Schwimmer) noRachel (uJenther Aniston) bazama ukwakha ubuhlobo bodwa, kwathi ngo-1998, umlingisi u-Aniston wavela obala NgeBrad Pitt, konke okusemhlabeni kwethemba ukuthi empilweni uDavid noJennifer bayatholakala, naphezu kokuthi abalingisi bobabili bahlala betshelwa wonke umuntu ukuthi babengabangani nje! Futhi iqiniso lokuthi lapho uJennifer Aniston noBrad Pitt behlukanisile ngo-2005, ama-Schwimmera futhi aqhubeka eqala ukunikela ngabalingisi bobabili, u-Aniston no-Aniston ukuzokwehla - kulimaza amehlo abombhangqwana abo esikrinini iminyaka eyi-10! Ikakhulu i-Aniston Press ephikelela "iceliwe" ukukhumbula iSchwimmer, waze wamnikela ngengane kuye, waze wabhala ukuthi u-Andiston wakhulelwa kuye (ngobungane) ...