Uhlala kanjani phakathi kwalezi zithombe ezifakiwe zezocansi, ezihle kakhulu, ezifiselekayo kakhulu, ezijabulisa kakhulu njalonjalo? Ngijwayelekile kakhulu! Ngiyindlu. Angisiye kuphela uvemvane lwezwe. Ngobusuku obu-2, uzongithola embhedeni owenze kule ncwadi, kodwa hhayi ekilabhini noma ephathini. Angikaze ngenze kule mfihlo: Engxoxweni ngithi, nonke nithanda uScarlett Jochhansson, owazithama, ebheka zonke lezi zithombe e-cinema, ekukhangiseni, komamagazini nakunjalo. Angisho ukuthi nginesithukuthezi futhi ngingelutho engingaxoxa nami: Ngikwakheke futhi ngifunde, ngezombusazwe ngezombusazwe.
Ngabe usuphenduke udidekile lapho ushada? Noma ingabe usuvele uqaphele ubuntwana?
Angifushane, cha. Nginenhlamvu. Angisiye nje ukuthi ngubani ozosekela ingxoxo ephathelene nenhlebo yezwe noma ngezingubo zokutayela. Mina noRyan Reynolds, lapho sihlangana, ngokushesha sabona ukuthi sasivela kwalabo abalwa endaweni yomlilo embonweni othandekayo, futhi hhayi ingilazi ye-martini esihlalweni esingemuva se-limousine. Lapho ngisesimweni se- "single" ("mahhala"), ngibona kahle ngesidingo sokunquma ngesinye isikhathi egobolondweni. Manje sesidale umhlaba wethu, lapho sabuya khona ngaso sonke isikhathi esicishe sigijime. Umndeni umangalisa kakhulu, ikakhulukazi kubantu abanjalo njengathi nathi uRyan, sabonakala okokuqala ukuthi sizibona unaye othile onomqhele omhlophe, amanxeba, izindlu.
Ujwayelene nomlingani wekusasa nje ephathini ngo-Ephreli 2007. Ngemuva konyaka nesigamu, ngoSepthemba 2008 washada. Manje usuneminyaka engu-25, oshade naye 33, futhi nobabili niyizibonelo zabantu abadumile asevele benesisindo nokwamukelwa kwabadlali abanethalente futhi babona abantu abahle nabanocansi. Thina, abesilisa, umona uRaan baya esihogweni, abesifazane abahlelayo abavela kumyeni wakho, bangacabangi nje ukuthi bobabili bangagcina impilo yomndeni ethule, hhayi ukubhema, kodwa hhayi ukuphuma, ngoba nje Wena oshade naye uRyan Reynolds, uphupha, ulungile. Cha, ukukhombisa zonke izinsuku emhlabeni wonke: "Yebo, ungumkami" futhi "yebo, ungumyeni wami" ... phakathi kwethu, inyunyana yakho ekuqaleni futhi isabonakala iyamangaza. Awuzukuqeda ngengozi ukuqeda iHollywood, futhi wenze umsele esidlekeni somndeni wakho izingane ezimbalwa ezinhle?
Siyaziqhenya ngomunye, ngoba lokhu akudingekile ukuphuma endlini! (ehleka. I-approx. Incwajana) Yebo, sifuna izingane. Izingane zimnandi. Futhi konke kuzoqiniseka. Ngenkathi sijabulela okwamanje. Ukuthi uMirka omncane, owadala omunye nomunye. Ngamunye unomqondo wayo ukuthi ungaphila kanjani nsuku zonke zempilo yakho. Sinakho, kukhona imisebenzi yethu.