Mayelana nokuphindukuzalwa kwakho: UJennifer, uthi: "Iminyaka emihlanu eyedlule iba nokungihlanza jikelele," kusho uJennifer, "manje sekuyisikhathi sokuzalwa kwami."
Mayelana namandla abesifazane: "Ngakhulela ngenhlonipho kwabesifazane abanamandla. Phakathi kwethu, abesifazane, kwakukhona ubuntu obuqinile, njengoBarbara Walters (kusho intatheli edumile yaseMelika), njenge-Super-Agent Sue Meger (okusho ukuthi i-ejenti ebambe iqhaza edumile (okusho ukuthi u-ejenti odumile obambekile), owayemele izintshisekelo zika-Eli McGrow, manje kukhona owesifazane ohlelwe amangalo (abhekisa kuHilary Clinton). Siqinile! "
Mayelana nemimoya yakho uLolavie: "Nganikelwa ngegama lami ngemimoya kaningi, kodwa ngangifuna ukubamba iqhaza kule nqubo: ngiqala kanye nomkhankaso wokukhangisa nge-Mario Sorrenti (lokhu kusho ukuthi umthwebuli wezithombe wase-Italy odumile wase-Mario Sorrenti). "
Mayelana neBotox: "Ngikwazi ukukwenza, ngoba le mibimbi iyajula nsuku zonke. Kepha uyazi ukuthi ngizokutshela ini! Le mibimba iyimpilo uqobo. Bheka: Ngidla kahle, ngisebenza kakhulu, kepha ngikwazi ukumboza ngokwakho lapho ngifuna. Angisiye ulwandle indlala. Awungisusi ekofi lami, i-milkshake noma ingilazi yewayini, ngoba kuzongicasula. Iseluleko sami: Yima nje lapho wonke shit nsuku zonke! "
Abalandeli abangajabuli bezindima zalo ezingejwayelekile: "Ngithanda ukushiya indima yami ejwayelekile. Isibonelo, ngangiyithanda kakhulu indima yami entengoni "yentengo yesisa" ... Kepha abalandeli abasetshenziselwa ukungibona ezigcawini ngokudlwengula nokubulala ... abalandeli bafuna ukungibona endimeni ejwayelekile. "
Mayelana nothando lwamahlaya waseBrithani: "Ngithanda amahlaya aseBrithani! Uhlanya uBenny Hill naseMonti Paiton lapho esengumntwana. Futhi, Nkulunkulu, ngangiboshwe kangangokuba ngijabule kakhulu ngoRicky Genveuis! "
Mayelana nozakwabo - abangane: "Isibonelo, mina, ngihlanya ngeqiniso lokuthi uDrew Berryrmore wenza noMqondisi. Kuye, kwaba uhlobo lokuzalwa, futhi ngithanda kakhulu lapho abantu bezama okuthile okusha futhi bathola amathalenta amasha. Angithandi lapho abantu bebheka emuva bezisola ngalokho abangakwenzi ezimpilweni zabo. Futhi yile ndlela engiphatha ngayo impilo yami namuhla. UCourtney Cox, Demi Moore - Ngiyabathanda futhi ngiyajabula ngempumelelo yabo! Nginabangani abaningi abasondelene phakathi kozakwabo, bonke bafisa kwami konke okuhle futhi empilweni yomuntu siqu, nasemsebenzini. "