Ukuze ungaphuli ikhanda lakho phezu kokuhalalisela uNyaka oMusha, enye yanele, kepha kodwa isimo "sokukhuluma" eVkontakte noma esifundeni.
Ama-funny amanani mayelana nonyaka omusha ngamahlaya
Happy New Year kubo bonke abafana, ngikubhalela kusuka kuSaladi.Akunandaba ekhubeka emhlabeni kunonyaka omusha nemicabango ngokudla ...
Ithiphu eqinisekisiwe: Umhambeli, ungafaki isaladi elisha le-Southeasts! Bakhalela ngobuhlungu ...
O, lokhu kungubuhlanya be-Pre-New Year! Umuzwa onjalo wokuthi asihlanzwa unyaka wonke unyaka wonke, asithenganga ukuthenga, asizange silungiselele, asizange silungiselele futhi asizange sigqoke ... futhi kuphela ngoDisemba bakhumbula konke!
Isikhathi sonyaka omusha - isikhathi lapho inkampani yakho iqoqa hhayi ama-mug kuphela etiye, kodwa futhi ikhasi le-tangerine.
UMkhandlu Wamanje: KuNyaka Omusha, ungadluli injabulo yakho ngegundane!
Hhayi-ke, ngisanda kuphonsa amakhilogremu athola amaphuzu ngemuva kwamaholide oNyaka oMusha owedlule, futhi lapha - kuwe, futhi unyaka omusha!
Njalo ngo-Eva woNyaka oMusha kunesifiso sokuqala impilo entsha ngemuva kweholide. Futhi uvuka ngoJanuwari 1, asikwazi ukuqhubeka nokudala ...
Ukuphuma ngo-Eva kaNyaka oMusha kuya emgwaqweni ukhumbula, umngani - umngani - iqhwa eliphuzi alinakwenzeka!
Futhi ngeke ngibone ukukhanya okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka konyaka omusha. Usevele waba luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kangangokuba akunakwenzeka ukubheka
USanta Claus, awusadingi. Intombi yeqhwa yeza.
Yena: - Ngubani ozogqoka unyaka omusha? Yena: - Shrek. - Uthenge imaskhi? - Akakabi, futhi ubani ozokwazi? - Ubuhle !!! - Ngathenga imaskhi?
Ukuqhubeka okuvumayo kwetafula lemikhosi kuyisihlalo samaholide.
ERussia, ngo-Eva kaNyaka oMusha ngenani lezicelo nezifiso, amathelevishini aqala ukwenza impi!
Uma ufuna ukuba ulunge. Beka unyaka omusha ngaphansi komcamelo kashokholethi futhi ekuseni uzoba nakho konke ku-chocolate.
Umkhulu Frost, Usizo! Angiyiqali imoto! Ngiphuphe ngiyithola kusukela ebuntwaneni ...
Ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu, wakhulisa u-Olivier ... wabuyisa ama-Olivier ... Amakholi phakathi kwamabili ethulwe ... Ngisazosakhumbula ... nobani ...
Ngonyaka omusha, ngisho nendoda ebuzwa kakhulu iba ngomusa futhi imnandi
Ngiyamthanda uJanuwari 1 - Usanda kuvuka futhi wadla isidlo sasekuseni, futhi selivele limnyama.
Lapho umnyango uphenduka impilo entsha ejabulisayo ngonyaka omusha, ungavimbeli. Yima emadolweni akho futhi ujabulele injabulo yakho!
Unyaka omusha uthatha ithemba lokugcina lokuhlangana nothando kulo nyaka, kepha unikeza ithemba elisha lokuhlangabezana nakho okulandelayo!
Umkhulu omkhulu uFrost, uWool Beard, asidingi izipho! Ukuphakamisa iholo ...
Ngiyethemba impela ukuthi ngisho nakulonyaka omusha osemusha omuhle uSanta Claus uzofika kimi. Noma, okungenani, sober ...
Umkhulu othandekayo uFrost, nginike unyaka omusha uhlu lwabafana abaziphatha kabi. Ungakhohlwa ukunamathisela izithombe zabo.
Amanani amahle ngoNyaka oMusha
Vumela isifiso senziwe ngaphansi kwempi yama-Chimes unyaka omusha, uzogcwaliseka. Futhi unyaka omusha uzoletha ulwandle lokuvela okusha, ukuqomisana okuthakazelisa, ulwazi oluwusizo kanye nabahleli bami. Ufisa enye injabulo, uhleli etafuleni lamaholide! Vumela izimangaliso zangempela zenzeke ebusweni bonyaka omusha empilweni yakho!
Ngabe ufuna ubuntwana? ... eqhweni lomgwaqo, i-blizzard, futhi ugoqwe ngejantshi futhi uqhutshwe ku-santochki =)) ... ngezikhwama ezigcwele zokupakisha nama-candies emadolweni ...
Yonke into yayeka ukulinda inganekwane, iqhwa liyakhamba ngayo yonke imibala ngemuva kwewindi futhi, lize liphefumule umoya wakhe, linda lapho iwashi liqala ukubala phansi impilo entsha.
Kufika unyaka wamathuba wesiginali, ngifisa, lapha, ukunqoba indlala ebusuku, amaswidi Mirage! Ngosuku lonke - ukwakheka okusha!
Basho u-Eva kaNyaka Omusha - ubusuku bokugcwaliseka kwezifiso. Ngicabanga ukuthi bonke abantu bajabula kuwo wonke umhlaba. Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi lokhu kuzogcwaliseka. Jabulela unyaka omusha!
Ukuhamba ebusika, ukudlala ngokudlala, ukuqhekeka Frost nehlobo kude, futhi ngiyakuhalalisela ngoNyaka oMusha, vumela unyaka omusha uzokunikeza imfudumalo! Shitiza inhlanhla, injabulo yomhlangano wokuqala, ukufudumala kothando, ukufudumala komndeni ... futhi umyeke agibele emgqeni wangaphambi konyaka omusha wengilazi yoNyaka oMusha!
Ukulindela koNyaka oMusha kuvusa ingane kimi ... njengoba ngisebuntwaneni ngavuka ekuseni, ngifuna ukubona isihlahla sikaKhisimusi esinezipho ngaphansi kwakhe ... ngifuna ukudlala ama-snowball kanye neqhwa futhi awenzi Cabanga ngalokho okugulayo ...
Ngifuna ukukumanga ngoDisemba 31 ngo-23.59 nangoJanuwari 1 ngo-00.01 ... kuzoba ukuphela okuphelele kwesiqalo esidala nesimangalisa sonyaka omusha!
Izinhlelo zokwakha zonyaka olandelayo sihlala sinethemba lokuhle kakhulu, iphupho, lenze isifiso. Ngifuna ukufisa ukuthi konke okudingayo nokuhlanyiswa konyaka omusha! Ukuze wena nabathandekayo bakho niphilile futhi nijabule ngokuthi inhlanhla izohambisana nothando oluzungeze futhi lukugcwalise wena nekhaya lakho.
Ngifuna ukufisa ukuthi lo nyaka omusha - kwakukhona okufanele ahlangane naye.
Vumela onyakeni omusha sizoba nakho konke ongakwazi ukukuthengela: uthando, impilo, injabulo nabangane!
Unyaka omusha, ukushayela ngemuva kwewindi. Ihle kangakanani ibanga elizayo! Unyaka ophumayo ngishiya ukudabuka okumnandi ezintendeni zezandla zami. Ngiyazi, nakanjani ngizongenzeka kimi ngokushesha kimi isimangaliso sezimangaliso ezithokozela abangakaze bebonwe, futhi lokhu kuyintokozo yenyoni ekhanyayo izongena ngengelosi yefasitela ivela ezulwini!
Ngikholwa ukuthi kulo nyaka omusha uzokwenza isifiso - ukuba nami ngaso sonke isikhathi, ngizwe uthando lwethu ... Ngiyakuthembisa - luzofezeka!
Ngokushesha unyaka omusha - futhi nginezifiso ezimbili kuphela ... yiqhwa ... futhi wena, eduze kwami.
U-Eva woNyaka oMusha uyisimanga, esihle, emgqibelo, ebusuku, lapho kwenzeka izimangaliso futhi zigcwaliseka izifiso namaphupho abhekwe kakhulu. Ngakho-ke ake lobu busuku obuhle bugcwalise zonke izifiso zakho!
Cishe unyaka omusha. Ukuze uhambe ngaphandle impela ebusuku, bheka isibhakabhaka futhi ubambe iqhwa lezindebe, qaphela ukuthi impilo iyaqhubeka ...
Ngifuna unyaka omusha ukuba ungabi njengaye, kepha kwakuyisiqalo esisha ngempela, esisha empilweni yami ...