Unganciphisa isisindo isikhathi eside futhi ngenkani, ujikijele umshini wokushicilela, "ukushaqeka" ku-solarium hhayi ukweqa okuthengiswayo okukodwa ukuze ubukeke upholile. Futhi kungenzeka ukusheshisa nangamahora ambalwa ukusuka endodeni eyihlane yesikhathi esingapheliyo sokuphenduka kube yi-superhero nezinhliziyo. Kungenzeka kanjani lokhu? Iya kuzinwele! Labo bantu abangama-40 basebenza ngqo njengoba kushintshiwe ukuthi bangaziwa.
"I-Miracle-Yudo" enhle "manje ingaba" ubuso "bomkhankaso wokukhangisa.
I-Terry Rasterman izothola ukwamukelwa emaphathini emfashini.
Umalume-Borge manje ngeke ahlukane nenhliziyo eyodwa yabesifazane.
Ihlathi "Fay" ngemuva kokuvakashela i-hair desresser, nakanjani, izokwenza uMnuz.
Ithiphu engajwayelekile yaqala ukufana ne-hipster.
Idemoni elinezinwele ezinde manje selingenza sengathi lingabaqeqeshi ngesitayela.
Imithetho "IT" yaphenduka umfana okhonkolo onozwela kakhulu.
"Shadow" James Hatfield - I-Solist Metallica Group - yazalwa kabusha umuntu ozimele.
Umlandeli kaBob Marley, ekugcineni, wahlabelela nge-dreadlocks engashintshiwe. Ukusekelwa!
Mfowethu kusuka esifundeni kwaholela efomini lomuntu "British". Yebo, ngomqondo othile, i-pallet. Futhi ukukhwehlela, kunjalo! Kanjani ngaphandle kwakhe ?!
Ah, lokhu kubukeka okumnandi ekubambeni kwama-curls afluy. Euuu, manje ubukeka njengomuntu ojwayelekile.
Ngakho-ke, ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu! Fihla ukuluka kwakho kude.
"Sawubona ngingubabekazi wakho!" I-hairdresser ithathelwe indawo "sawubona! Ngisenza umalume wakho! "
I-poplar fluff yayivikelwe. Futhi kungani lokhu kungenzeki eminyakeni engu-5 edlule ?!
Kuhle! Bese ukhomba.
Ezinye izinto! Manje angabekela ukuphathwa komnyango wokuthengisa.
Ngabe kunjalo impela umuntu ofanayo? Sizwelana ngokwesibili.
Futhi kulokhu sithambekele kakhudlwana ekukhethweni "ku-" kunokuba "ngemuva". Uxolo, barber! I-Beard yadalwa ipholile, kepha i-haircut yakhetha hhayi isihloko.
"Intombazane, amantombazane, ama-cosmas amnyama ..." - ngifuna ukuhamba kulomugqa. Kepha lesi simo sakhiwe. O, yebo ungumuntu opholile!
Futhi lapha sizoqinisekisa futhi - ifu elibomvu elihle, okwamanje, linelungelo lokuphila. Noma ungavumelani?
Kakhulu futhi, ngokungathandeki, okunesihluku.
Ngemuva kwalolu shintsho, "inkumbulo ekhanyayo" mayelana neKurt Kobain izogcinwa manje enhliziyweni, hhayi enhloko yale nsizwa. Kepha hhayi impilo yonke ukuze ube ngumuntu onje ?! Iba nguwe!
Futhi lokhu kususa iminyaka eyishumi ngesikhafu esimbalwa sokuthinta kanye nezinduku.
Futhi masinyane kwisikhulu!
Cute, manje bheka zombili, bese uzohola i-macho yakho!
IBotan yaba yi-playboat ...
... nendoda ye-alkash.
Kwesinye isikhathi imigqa ecacile ayikwazi ukuguqula i-hairstyle kuphela, kodwa futhi nangemvelo. Manje usebusweni bakhe.
Intambo yemfashini iyakwazi okuningi. Umphumela wokuvuselelwa kabusha.
Futhi nakhu kubalulekile ukuthi ungathandani nephunga. Ngoba zonke izisekelo zavela ngalokhu.
Oh. Izindlela Ezintathu!
Ekugcineni, izihlobo nabangane bazokhumbula ukuthi empeleni ungumuntu omuhle. Uhlala unesikhathi sokuba yindoda endala!
Futhi iminyaka eminingi uchithe emfanekisweni we "ngeshwa"?
"Ngokuphazima kweso, kusukela kumama wekamelo lokulala ..." ... Yebo, uma lo mfo onamafutha ezama ukusesabisa, azophuma ethule ephuma egumbini elilandelayo, khona-ke wayezoba nayo! Futhi manje - ungumoya omuhle. Futhi hhayi kubi.
Guys, khumbula! Uma izinwele zakho ezinde ziqale ukuna, zibe zisike kunina we-damn! Ungakholelwa ukukhangisa - isimangaliso ngeke senzeke. Kepha umlingo wenguquko kungenzeka kuwe.
Ilungu leYakuza vs elinomsebenzi wenkampani. Sivotela owesibili.
Umgibeli wamabhayisekili wathuthela "esondweni" lesitayela futhi waligaya.
"Uphupha intombazane nge-knight - wayezijwayele izincwadi zakhe. Futhi umfana weRedhead wahlangana. Ekudandeni efektri yeklabhu. " Manje unawo wonke amathuba okumenyelwa "kumdanso omhlophe".
"Ngokunambitheka futhi ngokunambitha" kwesinye isikhathi kuba yindlela engcono kakhulu ngaphandle kwanoma isiphi isimo esingaqondakali nge-hairstyle.
Yebo, izinkathazo manje zizokwengeza. Kepha u-Barber wayazi ukuthi angawenza kanjani umfana wakhe wamakhasimende waphakade. Wonke umuntu wahlala e-plus.