Ngokuhlonipha iholide labo bonke abathandi, uGwyneth Paltrow waziphuthelwa yena nangesikhathi esifanayo ngenza umkhangiso womkhiqizo wami omusha. Njengoba wazi, umlingisi unesitolo esitolo esiku-inthanethi, ochwepheshe emikhiqizweni "yendlela yokuphila enempilo". Ukukhangisa ithoyizi elisha elisondelene kakhulu, uGwyneth washicilela isithombe sakhe esidala kusuka ku-Afterpati "Oscar", kepha esikhundleni seshadi lefilimu, wafaka isidlidlizi ezandleni zakhe. Uhlaka lwenziwe ngo-1999, lapho uPaltrow ethola u-Oscar ngeqhaza lakhe kwifilimu "othandweni Shakespeare".
"Ngiyazi futhi ukuthi ngizenza kanjani ama-memes. Ngemininingwane, iya ku-GOOP, "uhlaka lomlingisi lusayiniwe.
"Kungakho sikuthanda", "Ho-ho, yeka ukuthi yikuphi ukudlidliza okuhle", "odinga le" Oscar "uma ungathenga i-vibress enhle kakhulu emhlabeni," ababhalisile basekela umlingisi.
Le yindlela umkhiqizo omusha ochazwa ngayo eGwyneth ekhasini lesitolo sakhe: "Asikaze silalele izifiso zethu - sasilalela okwakho lapho sidale i-vibrator yethu yokuqala." Kunedivaysi enjalo, egijima ibhethri ama-95 ama-Dollars - abiza kakhulu kunekhandlela elidumile gwynethi elibizwa nge- "Peed Like Sanga Wami."
Ngenyanga edlule, omunye umthengi wabelana ngolwazi lwakhe ekusebenzeni kwekhandlela: Ngokusho kwakhe, ikhandlela laqhuma futhi lacishe lashisa igumbi. "Uvutha wonke futhi washisa kakhulu ukuba angamthatha ngesandla. Igumbi laliyisihogo sangempela. Ekugcineni, samthatha sasilahla emnyango. Wayengashisa ikhaya lethu. Ngaleso sikhashana bebethukile, kepha manje kuyahlekisa, ngoba kuyikhandlela elinephunga le-vagina gwyneth palltrow, "omemezayo waseGreat Britain wahlanganyela. Ngokusho kwakhe, ikhandlela elivela esitolo uGwyneth lamthola njengesipho, kepha alwaziwa ukuthi kuthengwe ngqo esitolo se-GOOP.