Ermi, ntambama enhle! Sicela usitshele okuncane ngokuthi ubambe iqhaza kanjani kule projekthi ejabulisa kakhulu? Yiba nokucutshungulwa kwamafilimu, izingxabano nama-ejenti, amarekhodi, izindaba ezihlambalazayo?
Cha, cha, azikho amahlazo (ahleke!) Ngisho noxolo kancane, ngakho-ke ngokuhamba futhi ngeke ucabange lutho. Konke kwakulula kakhulu futhi kulula: AKUKHO amasampula, awekho ama-ejenti. Mina noTarma bahlangana nenkomishi yekhofi, futhi wathi kimi: "Ngifuna ukudubula le filimu." Engimtshele khona ukuthi ngingenxa nje! Ngikholwa ukuthi unguMqondisi omangalisayo, futhi ngangikulungele konke azokuqonda. Enjabulweni yami, wangiphendula ukuthi akakwazanga ukucabanga omunye umuntu kule ndima. Ngakho-ke ngathola indima yenkosana enhle kakhulu.
Silula kangaka?
Yebo impela! Akwenzeki lula!
Kwenzeka kanjani ukuguqulwa kwakho kokuqala ngeqhwa elimhlophe?
Kuyamangaza! Siqale sahlangana eCanada, kubonakala sengathi, sabe sesimane siqeqeshe - le kwakuyimizamo yokuqala yokubiyela izinkemba. Ekuqaleni sasebenza ngokucophelela, ngokungaqinisekile, bese - uBam Bam Bam! - njenge-pro. Leli yikhono elijabulisa kakhulu futhi elihlukile kumlingisi. Abaningi babheka ukubiyelwa kwezinkemba zensali yesikhathi esedlule, kepha uma i-apocalypse yeRenaissance izokwenzeka kungazelelwe, khona-ke ngizobe ngiqinisekile ngokwami!
Ingane, ubujwayele umlando weqhwa omhlophe?
Ukwethembeka, Cha! Abaningi babuza ukuthi ngiyakhumbula lapho ngiqala ukuzwa le ndaba. Kepha mina, ngize ngibulale, ungakhumbuli.
Futhi yini inganekwane yakho oyithandayo?
Intandokazi yami, mmmm. Umbuzo omuhle! (uthepha etafuleni ngentambo)
Vele ungasho ukuthi ukhule ngamahlaya ...
Kulungile, ngeke ngithi (ukuhleka). Futhi yini okufanele ngiyisho? Cha, eqinisweni, uyazi, empeleni, ngakhulela eziqhingini zeCayman, lapho safunda khona amahlaya mayelana ne-archie yobusha.
Wena owenzeka emndenini wosomabhizinisi abaphumelele kakhulu, futhi, nakanjani, ukunakekelwa kwakho komsebenzi wakho ngomsebenzi osebenzayo kwaletha isiyaluyalu esikhulu emndenini. Basabela kanjani abazali bakho eqinisweni lokuthi awufuni ukuphatha ibhizinisi lomndeni?
Kubuhlungu kakhulu ukuthi ungacabanga kanjani.
Uye washiya isikole ngenxa yobuciko?
Yebo, empeleni, anginethemba lokuthi ngesinye isikhathi ubaba wayengilungele ukuba ngimane nje "ngilenga." Kuyiqiniso, ngangisolwa ngokuba yilokho mina mina, okuwukuphela kwesando, ongeke aphothule esikoleni, bese ekolishi ukuthi ngeke ngilithole i-MBA futhi ngokuvamile, umndeni wodwa. Kepha ekugcineni, abazali bami bafuna ngijabule, ngakho-ke ngavuma ngesinqumo sami. Futhi hhayi nhlobo ngoba ngizikhethile impilo emnandi, ukuzijabulisa okugcwele, - babona ukuthi banenkani kangakanani ngaleli bhizinisi, nokuthi kusho ukuthini kimi.
Ababelethi bakusize ezigabeni zokuqala?
Kwadingeka ngisebenze ukuze ngizondle. Ngifundise izingane ezidlala isiginci. Ngenhlanhla, ngakhetha izifundo eziningana zaseshashalazini, futhi lokhu kwakwanele ukukhuluma nabazali bakho futhi athi: "Bheka, mina, mina ngisekolishi ngizobe ngipholile kakhulu uma ungasiza kancane." Ingxenye yami kanye nemali evela kubazali bami kwakwanele ukuba bakwazi ukungena kakhulu, futhi ngibonga kakhulu kubazali bami ngosizo.
Wawuyini umsebenzi noJulia Robert?
Isipiliyoni esihle! Uqedile ochwepheshe! Kungumnikazi wezinto ezibonakalayo, imishini yokusebenza, ilungiselelwe ngokucophelela yonke into! Kuyajabulisa ukusebenza nakho.
Unomqondo ocashile kakhulu wokuhlekisa ...
Ngempela! Zonke izinsuku zihlunga naye zazigcwele amahlaya nokuhleka. Ungumuntu omangalisayo, futhi kulula kakhulu ukuxhumana.
Into enzima kakhulu futhi ethokozisayo, yini okufanele uyenze esizeni?
Amafilimu womoya, ama-coup anomshuwalense, ama-knuckles, ama-jump ahlukahlukene, ukuwa, uthango. Kwakufanele ngigibele okuningi ngiwe.
Ingabe uwena wonke amaqhinga ngokwakho?
Yebo, empeleni. Ngazama ukwenza konke ngangokunokwenzeka.
Yimaphi amaqhinga angakunikanga ukuba uzenzele?
Kwesinye isigameko esisodwa, isikhumbuzo esanele sesilo sithambe emoyeni, bese siphonsa ngesihlahla. Ngibone uKyle Wicar, i-dubler yami, waphakanyiswa eqhweni elikhethekile ukuphakama kwamamitha ayi-10 futhi wethulwa esihlahleni, amahlandla ambalwa alandelana! Angizange ngize nalobu buqili ukuze ngikwenze. Ngangihlala emaceleni ngangikhuthaza uKyle: "Yebo, mfowethu, kanjena, unakho konke ngokuphelele!"
Kusho ukuthini le tattoo ngesandla sakho? Mhlawumbe, bekubuhlungu kakhulu ukukhala?
Lesi yisibongo sami esabhalwa yi-cyrillic.
Cyrillic?
Ngenze le tattoo lapho ngineminyaka engu-18 ubudala. Ngikubeka kuye ukuthi akhokhe intela efeni lami leSlavic. Umfowethu ugqoke okufanayo, ubaba nami. Umkhaya wethu uqhamuka eSoviet Union, i-armrand yami ye-praprade yazalwa eNew York, kodwa njalo yaya lapho - lapha. Waba nethuba lokusebenza noLenin noBrezhnev, eGorbachev. Wasuka ngobuhlakani kakhulu eStalin, njengoba ayengazi ukuthi "ubungane" bekungeke kumlethezele. Umkhulu wami omkhulu ubandakanyeka kwezepolitiki enkulu nasekuhwebeni neRussia. Ngiyazi ukuthi wayengumuntu osemqoka ekuhleleni ingqungquthela phakathi kweReagan neGorbachev.
Ingabe unentshisekelo kwezepolitiki?
Cha, hhayi ikakhulukazi.
Kuzwakala kuthakazelisa kakhulu.
Yebo, kepha izikhathi zazingabanye. Manje ezepolitiki kanye nezibalo zezepolitiki zidlala kuyo yonke eminye imithetho. Futhi ukuthembeka, inqubomgomo akunakwenzeka ukuba ibe yindaba ethokozisayo.
Linganisa i-ERMI enhle njengenkosana ongayenza kuwo wonke ama-cinema wezwe kusuka ngoMashi 15.